Super Psycho Philip

Philip’s gone completely wacko. He’s started putting sheets over the windows so no one can see in. He hasn’t gone out for several days and when I’ve been close to the house I can smell this stench coming off it, like the guy’s been shitting in his living room.

Here’s the really weird part Harry. I called the guy’s cell to see if it still works and the guy actually picks up. Starts chatting with me like I’m a friend or something. I guess he thought I was trying to sell him something because he was very polite and said that he had some business he had to take care of and hung up. He didn’t act like the paranoid wreck that I thought he’d be.

Psycho Philip

back to business.

So Philip’s become a hermit. Not kidding – he never leaves home anymore and has barricaded his front door. Don’t know what I missed from my absence but I’m guessing the Boss has been kind of aggressive. Got into the wifi network to see if he’s made a blog or something. Well he hasn’t, but it’s kind of weird. All of his social media stuff has posts that make it seem like nothing weird is going on. He’s even communicating with people and acting like nothing is wrong. Either this guy has cracked or… I don’t know, something. Maybe rejecting that anything weird’s happening to him.

Awaiting other orders Harry. 

success!

Time to celebrate! Yeah we killed the bastard. Found him at that pizza place I mentioned a while back (what are the chances of that?). Had the mask off so he was a little difficult to spot at first but once we found him, well it wasn’t that difficult. Gave a little payback by ‘hollowing’ him out and dropping his body in the dumpster. Then we got to enjoy a nice slice of New York style pizza. Even Harry celebrated with us, getting himself one of those slices that had mushrooms and olives and all of that shit on it since he’s a vegetarian (never quite understood that lifestyle).

Funny thing was that I expected the proxy to recognize me but he was clueless, asking us who we were and crap like that. Probably playing dumb (like that ever works).

Things are cleared up.

Okay so things are cleared up and that proxy is going down tomorrow. Hear that bitch? That’s the incoming sound of my knife going through your eye. Then you’ll go crying back to Daddy Long Legs.

damn proxies

Harry I thought you said the guy was dead??

I go to collect my 'paycheck' and boom the guy shows up out of nowhere just staring at me. He was about thirty yards away so I had enough time to get prepared but still, how the fuck is this guy following me? I’ve been keeping careful, watching my back, but he somehow slips past me. I’m starting to get paranoid.

Look give me a call after this goes up because this is an emergency like it or not. The number you gave me still doesn’t work.

Trouble's brewing

Uh Harry we might have a problem. That proxy is now hanging around Philip’s place. Must have tailed me after I checked Bradley’s place. Boss is not going to be happy Harry, so I suggest we take out this asshole now while we get the chance.

The guy wears a black hoodie, jeans, white face mask with a tear drop under the left eye – original stuff yeah? Not sure what kind of weapon but he might have a knife tucked away somewhere on him.

Look if things are going down between the Boss and the Tall Man I don’t really want to be in the middle of it. I’ve heard stories about past fights and the massacres of several people and I don’t feel like dying. Look you can cut my pay if you want but I just don’t feel comfortable hanging around Philip’s place.

(I don't care if you read this, Harry)

Harry can kiss my ass. Apparently it’s still not “safe” and that the Towerborn that was monitoring us hasn’t been found yet. Blah blah blah. Send me after that asshole and he’d be scrap metal by sundown. Anyway why doesn’t the Boss go after him if he’s such a threat? That’s one thing I don’t get about my job. Why don’t the Bosses just kill the targets themselves?

Speaking of targets you probably already know this but Bradley’s dead. Looks like the Tall Man got to him – impaled on tree, body hollowed out, organs all in plastic bags, the whole shebang. Turns out that the proxy that was hanging around the house was pretending to be the girl that was talking to him. Should have found that out sooner – sorry Harry.

annoyed

When can I stop posting on this blog Harry? The only reason you made me make it in the first place is someone screwed up and our meeting place was discovered by that Towerborn. It’s been a while since then so how about we stop with the blogs and dead drops and talk like civilized human beings? I like getting my money in person anyway

Finally something happens

Looks like I’m not the only guy that’s taken an interest in Bradley. Some guy’s been hanging around the house – not sure who he is, and it’s too early to say what he serves. I’d get a closer look, but y’know I don’t feel like getting stabbed in the gut or ending up on the other side of the country duct-taped to a bumper car. Do it yourself Harry.

Oh yeah something new with Philip too! This guy shows up yesterday and I swear it looked just like my old biology teacher back in my freshman year. I didn’t pay any attention to that guy, always talking about the water cycle (what the fuck was a biology teacher doing teaching the water cycle, I don’t know). For one of our projects, he asked us to bring in all different kinds of bugs and write up a research paper on them. I got an F because I brought in a spider. What an asshole

Anyway he comes knocking at Philip’s door and when our guy answers the old man just stares at him. Not joking, he just stares at him and then walks off. Thought it might be another Servant so I tried following but once that guy turned the corner he was gone. Looks like both of Boss’s targets are being targeted now, eh?

Business is slow (as usual)

Status report: Bored as hell.

Bradley, the new kid, just sits at the computer once he comes home. Got onto the wifi he’s been using and it looks like he frequents some forums and talks with this girl on some instant messaging site. No idea if he knows her outside of school but I’ll find that out soon. If so maybe killing her will freak him out a little.

Philip’s not done anything lately. Can we just kill this guy already? Teasing him about his wife only goes so far.

If it doesn’t pick up here in a few days I’m going to take a break, maybe check out that new pizza place.

I hate kids too

Really Harry? You give me a fucking teenager? I mean at least Clara was kind of hot but now I have to deal with a whiny brat that’ll more than likely post his own damn blog. Well that’s not really a bad thing since they’re usually dumb enough to put everything on there.

Philip’s still pissing around as usual. Seems his job’s about to fire him because he’s “too distracted”. yeah I’d be too if I were him.

I hate you Harry

Damn it Harry, do you know how long it took me just to get this thing set up and ‘pretty’ for you? Asshole, it’s a waste of time. I could be out killing people for you, but nooo I have to make a damn blog just to report.

Anyway Clara’s dead. Followed her like you told me to last week and then the damn Dog got her. Really big mess when I got into her apartment; place stank to high heavens and there were bits of her actually stuck to the wall. Yeah I’m going to not fuck with the Dog thank you very much.

Philip’s still kicking for now, though I think the boss has been freaking him out with images of his wife. Pretty fucking hilarious to watch his reactions. “Oh my God I thought I killed youuuu!” Can’t wait to see his skull split into four or five pieces. Let me know when we can move in, alright? This better not take forever like the last guy I watched.